Stories Archive

7 Dec 2015

Here Are The 25 Best Photobombs Ever Caught On Camera

There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That’s why you always leave a note! Exit Strategy
6 Dec 2015

11 Reasons Why You Should Start Losing Weight Right Now. Like, Right Now.

Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight in shining armor. Keep your mind limber.
6 Dec 2015

18 Animals With Ridiculously Misleading Names. Where Did They Come Up With These?

Well, how’d you become king, then? Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be a king. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! What… is your quest? Burn her anyway! Now, look here, my good
3 Dec 2015

These Mysterious Photos Of Twins Are Oddly Haunting. They’ll Stay In Your Memory.

But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the
26 Nov 2015

21 Important Life Lessons You Can Learn From Sheeps! We mean it!

Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem
26 Nov 2015

Here Are Some Cats Who Prove Why They Aren’t Considered Man’s Best Friend.

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs?
26 Nov 2015

These 20 Redesigned Movie Posters Are Even Cooler Than The Movies… WOW.

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in
26 Oct 2015

What This Man Did For The Woman He Loves Makes Everyone Else Look Bad.

What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m